Constipated Brain

After months of sitting in a corner and admiring this glorious website from afar, I have finally decided to crawl out of my hole and create an account! Welcome to my blog!

I'll reblog anything that suits my tastes at the time (which changes regularly), and maybe even the occasional post myself too.
Islam 5ever!

taikova:

still a work-in-progress animation of korra doing that spirit-cleansing technique. referenced from the scene in Book 2, episode 14. i don’t know how far i’ll take it but im still fixing it anyway. im so proud of it eventhoughithinkmyhandisabouttofalloff//cries;;;;;
don’t repost on tumblr or other websites and don’t remove the caption.

taikova:

still a work-in-progress animation of korra doing that spirit-cleansing technique. referenced from the scene in Book 2, episode 14. i don’t know how far i’ll take it but im still fixing it anyway. im so proud of it eventhoughithinkmyhandisabouttofalloff//cries;;;;;

don’t repost on tumblr or other websites and don’t remove the caption.

(via mako-of-steel)

blondnepeta:

when u have a character that u tag as “my son/daughter/child/etc” and see someone else who also tags that character as progeny and youre like yes. we are proud parents. how did you sleep last night dear. would you like a cup of coffee. did you hear what our child did this time. they get this from your side of the family.

(via rorpie)

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

(via aphbirdie)

fresh-uterus:

BEAR STAWP UR FLIRTIN UR MAKIN ME BLUSH

(via angsty-homos)

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

(via aphbirdie)