Constipated Brain

After months of sitting in a corner and admiring this glorious website from afar, I have finally decided to crawl out of my hole and create an account! Welcome to my blog!

I'll reblog anything that suits my tastes at the time (which changes regularly), and maybe even the occasional post myself too.
Islam 5ever!

SNK Autocorrect AU

  • Mikasa: Eren, I won't be home in a while. Tell your mom.
  • Eren: Oh, okay.
  • Eren: Can I ask what you're doing?
  • Mikasa: I'm with Jean. We're just gonna bang for a while.
  • Eren: TMI, MIKASA.
  • Eren: I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT.
  • Eren: I AM NOT TELLING THAT TO MY MOM.
  • Mikasa: SHIT!
  • Mikasa: I meant hang.
  • Mikasa: This phone hates me more than Leonhardt.
  • Eren: Permission to throw your phone in the trash when you get home?
  • Mikasa: Permission granted.
  • ---OOO---
  • Mina: I went shopping with Annie yesterday, that's why I didn't pick up.
  • Marco: Ah, okay. What did you get?
  • Mina: Not much really, it was a slow day. But at least I managed to get some new boobs that go with that top I found in the back of my closet.
  • Marco: Uhhhhh.... what?
  • Marco: How is that possible?
  • Marco: Don't you need a waiting list or something?"
  • Mina: No wait required. Besides, it was a two for one sale, and Annie made a very convincing argument to make me fork out the cash.
  • Marco: Darling, you might want to look at the last few texts.
  • Mina: OMG.
  • Mina: I MEANT BOOBS.
  • Mina: *BOOKS
  • Mina: LEATHER FOOT COVERAGE THAT GOES UP TO THE MID-CALF.
  • ---OOO---
  • Sasha: I'm bored. Come over.
  • Connie: I can't, you're too fat.
  • Connie: *FAR. YOU ARE NOT FAT AT ALL!
  • ---OOO---
  • Ymir: If I don't get home by 11, my aunt Ilse's gonna dismount me.
  • Ymir: *DISOWN.
  • Ymir: MY AUNT IS GONNA DISOWN ME.
  • ---OOO---
  • Armin: My mirror hates my face.
  • Annie: I think your face is nice.
  • Annie: Especially those nipples on your cheeks.
  • Armin: Wat?
  • Annie: *DIMPLES. FUCK. I MEANT DIMPLES.